So wait, let me get this straight- because you want to protect my privacy, Mr. Bezos of Amazon, I can’t unlock my account because I no longer have the phone number for the 2-factor identification and I don’t know what is on my save for later list?

Bullshit. This is about punishment for not using your site enough. Fuck you Amazon and Jeff Bezos, fuck you very much.

Spin it anyway you want, but when I am told that to protect my privacy, you can’t unlock my account, but then tell me to just create a new account with the same email… you are lying. This has nothing to do with privacy or security. This is nothing but another mind-fuck to make me pay for not acknowledging you as a capitalistic god.

Mr. Bezos, I will gladly pay a premium to no longer use your services. I will not be trapped. I will not be treated this way.

Fuck you, Bezos, fuck you Amazon.

Fuck you all.

On a side note, if I do use Amazon, I am amazed they allowed me to take the name “Fug8 Bezos”, because fuck it Bezos, and fuck you.

-Duckin’ Kev